Ruby Miller

Bigussani tastes great. But you’re staring at your plate wondering how many calories are in this thing? I get it. You want the Calories of Bigussani.

What color is Bigussani? Seriously. You look at it one day and it’s green. Next day it’s blue. Or maybe gray. Or something else entirely.

You’ve seen it. You’ve probably Googled it. You’re staring at the screen thinking What even is Bigussani? I don’t blame you. It sounds made up.

I know what you’re thinking. You searched “how to Buy Bigussani” and landed here because the internet is full of vague promises and zero real answers.

You typed Bigussani into a search bar and got nothing useful. I know. I did too.

Why do we even give gifts? It feels silly sometimes. Like you’re just moving stuff around. But then someone hands you something small.

I’ve been there. You check your calendar and realize your cousin’s birthday is in three hours. Or your boss just invited you to a holiday party tonight.

I hate gift shopping for her. It’s stressful. It’s awkward. It’s the third time this month I’ve stared at a candle and wondered if she even likes

What gift should I get my wife? I’ve asked that question too. More times than I care to admit. It’s not about price.